AP-January 15th, 2007Cary-Local dog gang assaults a child at a local day care in Cary, NC. The minor told authorities he was minding his own business when he was attacked by members of a gang going by name the Big Orange Menaces. The child was doing what he does every day and depositing the uneaten portion of his meal on the floor for safe keeping. He does this as a regular practice so he can make sure he has food for later. He does not like to contribute to waste.
Tuesday, as he was depositing his leftovers, two member of the Big Orange Menaces came rushing in and eating his leftovers. When he confronted the smaller BOM, he was assaulted by a lick to the foot. After eating all the food, the two slunk back to their hideout on the back porch where they were later arrested by police chief, Karen E. Bell.
The Big Orange Menaces was first organized in 1996 when founders, Murphy P. Bell and Casey Sanchez, nee Casey Benjamin Bell, met at a local park in Columbus, OH. They decided to combine efforts in food hunting to maximize outcome. In 2005 they began admitting non-orange members because membership was dipping too low.
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The smaller member of that gang has been known to steal out of old ladies purses too.
He later stole M&M's from H's diaper bag. I could start a blog just to list all the stuff he has eaten over the years.
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