Still no penguin bowling but it's my own fault.

Dear Mama,

It's because I refuse to abide by the bowling rules as set forth by the PBA (Professional Bowlers Association). The picture lady is a real stickler for rules it turns out. At least I'm not like Leah. All she wanted to do was stare at the penguins and knock them over with her mind. I just wanted to put them in my mouth. The picture lady says that telekinetics are illegal and she accused me of trying to saturate one side of the penguin with saliva to weigh it down and make it fall over easier. She's a little crazy. Frankly I'm a little surprised you leave me with her. It doesn't much matter since all I really want to do is spin the wheel on the elliptical and roll the toy bin back and forth. All that other stuff is for babies and I am a man now. I had my first unfiltered burrito yesterday and I think I'll start looking for jobs tomorrow.

Anyhow, what we did do today was go back to Chipotle again. The picture lady wanted her free shirt. She did not get it. But Candace gave me a new bib. Here are some pictures from today.

I played with Paul. She rolled on her stomach so I felt obligated to put a block on it and giggle.


This is my best friend Leah. We secretly plot to never take a nap at the same time.




These are my favorite toys, the elliptical wheel and the toy bin.




Here's my awesome onsie for Chipotle. It says, "FOOD HASN'T BEEN THIS FUN SINCE YOU USED TO RUB IT AROUND IN YOUR HAIR". On my bum it says, "GUIDED TOURS DEPARTING EVERY 12 SECONDS". Candace loved it. I think she wants to marry me.




Check out my new bib. A gift from Candace of course. How much does a Chipotle manager make? If I marry her, I need to make sure she can afford to buy me lots of rice cereal.


Well it's off to a nap. See ya on the five spot.

Love,

H